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CARNAGE: LEGEND OF QUILTFACE (2000)
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AKA: CARNAGE ROAD

Directed by:
NOBODY
Staring:
NOBODY

Rated R
Format: VHS
Contains: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language, Partial Nudity and Bad Acting
Genre: BAD SLASHER HORROR

THE PLOT:
(ALEDGELETLY)

A strange killer whose mask is made from human skin terrorizes a group of teens. That pretty much sums it up. Somehow this guy Quiltface was mutilated in Viet Nam and went totally crazy. Why these two weren't shipped off to a VA hospital is beyond. Letting them run around killing people in the desert. Plus, why didn't the Highway Patrol show up and lock these loonies away. If enough people disappear in a given area, it would have the Police investigating it, or at least looking for them, DUH!!!

THE OPINION:
(BRACE YOURSELF)

This has got to be the worst most unoriginal piece of dung in the history of dung. No wonder this company only makes right to video, no movie theater with taste will touch a movie with such bad writing and such poor production values. No wonder the company is called "BRAIN DAMAGE". You will have to have brain damage to like them. Plus is just practically a carbon copy of "CAMP BLOOD". Even to the bad guy driving away with the last survivor to kill at his leisure. Don't waste your time, I'm warning you. Everything about this movie is bad!!



I GIVE IT THE NOOSE (I WISH I COULD REALLY USE IT THIS GO ROUND)

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ON THE POSITIVE SIDE (+ HITS)

+QUILTFACE (I like the Quiltface design, but that is about it. They took a classic genre and butched it)

ON THE NEGATIVE SIDE (- MISSES)

- EVERTHING ELSE (There are some many things wrong and awful about this movie it will take years to list them)

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